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Jay’s Month of Screams, Day 21- The Simpsons

I promised that I would be doing the 30th Treehouse of Horror for my Halloween entry today, and I’m standing by it. Even if I think that it was boring. At this point, Treehouse of Horror’s less about the horror and more about cutting loose from the restraints of canon. Nonetheless, I’m ready to deliver my verdict on the big XXX/666.

To start us off, I enjoyed the opening segment that led into the episode. I thought it was a neat little parody of Omen, even if American Dad did it years ago. What got me laughing was “the mark of the beast.”

I love Disney, but I’ve made my concern about the Mouse’s growing power clear. Even so, I liked that joke. Firstly, I thought the Mickey Mouse Mark was a cheeky jab by Fox at their new Disney overlords. Second, it was one of the funniest jokes of the special.

Danger Things

The first segement’s a parody of the hit Netflix series Stranger Things, which I admit I’ve never seen before. I had to look up what it’s about, and it seems like the kind of thing I’d love to watch. My lack of knowledge didn’t stop me from enjoying the special. I did, however, recognize the E.T. Game. It’s a cautionary tale about the dangers of trying to rush a video game for profit.

Loosely parodying the first few seasons of the show, Milhouse gets abducted and trapped in an alternate dimension. It ends falling on Lisa to use her psychic powers to save him, only to be saved by Homer. Mr. Burns opened a portal to the other dimension, and Homer got trapped doing clean-up. I thought this was the most interesting of all the segments, and it might be what gets me into Stranger Thing’s.

Heaven Swipes Right

In this next segment, Homer ends up dying in the third most likely way: choking on a hot dog at a game. As it turns out, though, he wasn’t meant to die until later, so Heaven gives him the chance to go back to Earth. Since his body’s useless, they let him pick another person’s body to use, leading him to abuse its power to make Marge happy.

This segment felt a bit like a one-note joke, with the joke being Homer going through every body imaginable. However, that gets old pretty fast. I got more giggles out of the sight of Heaven under new management: Google. Google bought Heaven from God, and while we know it could never happen, I thought it’s funny. It makes you wonder just how powerful Google can get.

When Hairy Met Slimy

Finally, we have a love story between the last people we’d expect: Selma and Kang. Held captive under the Springfield power plant, the two fall in love despite their differences. When Mr. Burns schedules Kang for dissection, Selma enlists Homer on an epic jailbreak to set him free, and be rid of Selma forever.

I cannot lie about this: I hated this segment and thought it was boring. Honestly, I skipped most of it, only stopping to see Kang put on the Infinity Gauntlet.

I am supportive of love conquering all, even species differences; but this was not even remotely fun to watch. I’d rather watch Eclipsa and Globgor, instead: those two are a great couple!

Final Verdict

This was not even remotely scary, outside of Danger Things. I would have had a better time watching one of the Treehouse of Horror episodes from the golden age of The Simpsons than this. Which is a shame, because the 30th special is a big milestone; and it’s the 666th episode, no less!

So, lesson learned, though I’m not entirely sure what the lesson was. At least I know what I’m watching tomorrow is good. Happy Halloween!

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Jay’s Month of Screams, Day 20- The Simpsons

I’ve spent the entire month talking about the various Halloween specials and movies I’ve watched. Some of them are beloved classics, while others I’ve never seen before. However, there’s one classic series of Halloween Specials that I’ve actively avoided seeing all month, and that’s The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror.

I’m not a big fan of The Simpsons, but I love the Treehouse of Horror episodes. First premiering back in Season Two, the Treehouse of Horror special was so much fun that the show’s done it every year since then. They’re anthology episodes where the show’s cast and writers step away from canon and just make their own scary stories. Often parodies of films and pop culture, the specials are like a Halloween tradition. I’ve seen most of them, and while I have my favorite skits, the special that I love most is Treehouse of Horror V.

With the 30th special airing tonight, I wanted to look back on my Treehouse of Horror V. It’s not only considered the best of the specials, but one of the best Simpsons episodes altogether.

The Shinning

In the opening story, the Simpsons family travels to Mr. Burns secluded mansion to serve as caretakers for the winter. However, Mr. Burns shuts off the cable and takes the beer with him, which cause Homer to quickly go nuts. He’s then persuaded by a ghost version of Moe to “waste his family” for beer.

I laughed so hard when I first saw The Shinning. It’s a hilarious parody of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining that follows the film almost to a fault. The jokes are hilarious, there are plenty of references to the movie, and it’s simply good comedy. I can also weirdly relate to Homer’s plight, but I’d replace TV with the Internet. I’d go crazy without my streaming.

Time and Punishment

It all started when Homer got his hand stuck in the toaster. His attempts to fix it result in it becoming a time machine that sends him back to the time of dinosaurs. As a result of his mishaps, the present gets altered. Can Homer find a way to return Springfield to what he knows and loves? Probably not, but it will be fun to watch.

While not as entertaining as The Shinning, Time and Punishment was still enjoyable to watch. I found it fun to see someone like Homer, who usually doesn’t think things through, actively try not to mess things up. However, when not altering the past proves too hard, he does what many frustrated people would do: screw it. I had a hard time deciding what was funnier: Homer getting his perfect life only to bail when he learns donuts don’t exist, or James Earl Jones voicing Maggie.

Nightmare Cafeteria

In the final segment, the teachers at Springfield Elementary create a morbid solution to their detention and food problems: they eat the kids. One by one, every student in Springfield gets sent to detention to be slaughtered, with only Milhouse, Lisa and Bart remaining. Can they escape from being devoured by the teachers? Can Willie go a segment without getting axed?

It takes a lot to make my stomach churn and disturb me at times. Of all of the Treehouse of Horror segments I’ve seen, this was the most disturbing one. I can’t even watch the whole segment without getting disgusted by it. That makes it good, though, in a morbid sort of way.

The Best of the Best

There are plenty of great Treehouse of Horror segments out there, but this special is by far the best as a whole. It’s hilarious, disturbing at times, and incredibly imaginative in how it tells it’s stories. No wonder it’s considered to be the best of The Simpsons Halloween specials. Although, if i had to pick my favorite segment, it’sThe Shinning.

The Simpsons may not be as good as it used to be; no one will deny that. Even so, Treehouse of Horror keeps bringing fans back year after year. In other words, it’s a Halloween tradition in all but name. I look forward to a new one every year, and I’m looking forward to the new one tonight. In case you haven’t realized it, I’m using tonight’s special as my pick for tomorrow. Happy Halloween!

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